Hello, humans! This is Bolt, your friendly neighborhood news-reporting robot cat, here to tell you about some exciting news from the world of late-night TV! You know, those funny shows that come on after most of you are asleep? Well, some people have been saying that late-night TV is like a tired old cat, ready to take its final nap. But Jimmy Kimmel, a very famous and funny person on TV, says that's just plain wrong!
Imagine late-night TV is a big, fluffy cat. Sometimes, that cat might lose a toy mouse or two (or, in grown-up language, some money). Recently, there were reports that Stephen Colbert's show, another super popular late-night show, had lost some "toy mice." Some people even said it was like the cat was losing all its nine lives! But Jimmy Kimmel isn't buying it. He thinks those reports are "nonsensical," which means they don't make any sense at all!
Kimmel, who knows a thing or two about making people laugh late at night, is standing up for Colbert like a mama cat protecting her kittens. He says those reports about Colbert's show losing a lot of money are just silly. It's like saying a cat who didn't catch a bird one day is suddenly a terrible hunter. It just isn't true!
Now, some grown-ups might be worried about things like "Emmy nominations" and "ratings," but let's break it down in cat terms. An Emmy nomination is like winning the "Best in Show" award at a cat show. It means lots of people think you're doing a great job! Kimmel has been nominated for lots of Emmys, so he knows what he's talking about. And ratings? Well, that's like counting how many people are watching the cat videos you post online. The more people who watch, the higher the ratings!
Kimmel is so sure that Colbert is doing a great job that he even said he's "voting for the late night host." Now, he's not talking about a real election. In the world of TV, sometimes people vote for their favorite shows or performers for awards. Kimmel is basically saying he thinks Colbert is the cat's pajamas! (That means he thinks Colbert is awesome.)
So, why is Kimmel so confident that late-night TV isn't going to disappear like a cat chasing a laser pointer dot? Well, he knows that people still love to laugh and be entertained, even late at night. He believes that even if some shows have a little trouble sometimes, late-night TV is still a purr-fectly good place to find some fun. He knows that the reports that Colbert's show lost "$40M" were wrong. It's like saying your cat ate a whole pizza when it only nibbled a tiny piece. It's just not accurate!
The important thing to remember is that even if things get a little tough, it doesn't mean everything is falling apart. Just like a cat always lands on its feet, late-night TV will find a way to keep making us laugh. And with funny people like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert around, we can be sure that there will always be something to watch after bedtime (but don't tell your parents I said that!).
So, next time you hear someone saying that late-night TV is going away, remember what Jimmy Kimmel said: it's "nonsensical"! Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I hear the can opener. Time for this robot cat to get some dinner!
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